The I.B.C. membership kit: Plus info!
JOIN THIS BUNCH NOW BY USING PAYPAL!
(The "Buy Now" button is just above in the photo to the right)
OR, print the form below and send!
Each LIFETIME membership is $10 plus $5 for S&H. Send a check, money order, cash or hit the button below to use palpal. Make sure you indicate or select a title if you want one.
You can earn a medal and degree in "Bananistry" (M.B. Master of Bananistry) or (PHB.. Doctorate of Bananistry) in this bunch by just sending tasteful items to do with bananas! Remember, it's all just for FUN!
I.B.C. Ribbons were given to ALL who competed in the CA. State Fair Banana Club games & contests! EVERYONE smiled and had a great time! ALL FREE!
1982 Drawing of T.B. by Bob Fisk of New York
We have conducted dozens of Banana Club Picnics and Games over the past 40 years, and ALL were covered by the media and many featured on National TV shows!
TB and the International Banana Club has been featured on over 104 TV shows around the world as well as every major newspaper and magazine
The Banana Club membership card is the card you don't leave home without! It is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyones face when you show it! The power of this card is amazing. Present it to any clerk or server and with a smile on your face just say "you take the Banana Club card don't you?" If nothing else, you will get good service! If you ask in a positive tone and say "you give the Banana Club discount right?" Very funny responses, but on occasion you will get a discount! You just have to ask. At hotels, you show the card and ask for the no charge Banana Club upgrade. It works! (not all the time).
If and when you get stopped by a police officer for a traffic violation, you simply hold up the B.C. card with your license and proof of Insurance and say "no tickets please officer, Banana Club!" Remember to smile wide and speak in a positive tone. The T.B. has had this work on six different occasions! Yes, this is the card you need in your wallet!
To the left is Dr. Ken Marten
of Temple City, CA. and his
daughter. Ken is a well known
and respected Chiropractor
and Teacher in Temple City, CA
School District. He is a M.B. and
PHB in the Banana Club...
and he is proud of his awards!
Dr. Ken is also the T.C.B.
TOP CHIROPRACTOR BANANA!
He has the BEST LAUGH in the
whole world! Look him up!
This bunch is big on recognition for the members of the Club! All you need to do is send tasteful things to the T.B. and keep tract of your B.M's! (Banana Merits) Verbal numbers you keep track of, and when you reach 100 you write T.B. & and ask for the M.B. medal!
This is the card you don't leave home without! NOW YOU CAN USE PAYPAL! (below)
T.B. Ken and the TBW (Top Banana wife Christina)
at the I.B.C. Museum in Hesperia, CA
Now, you will need to go to Mecca,CA to see all the bananas. WE made the International Banana Museum FAMOUS AROUND THE WORLD for over FOURTY- TWO YEARS! WE set the WORLD RECORD for the most items devoted to any one fruit with
the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS in 2005!
We guarantee you will get a kick out of showing your BANANA CLUB card and asking for discounts and special treatment ! Hundreds of members have reported how everyone smiles when the card is presented! (SAVE MONEY!)
We ask for a discount on everything everywhere! You won't always get it, but it pays to ask with a smile on your face and a positive tone in your voice as you show the card! You will get your membership fee back in the first month or so with savings given.
We also suggest you eat one banana daily. We do and always have. It's a meal in a peel. The best snack you can find at the right price everywhere. The bright yellow curvaceous fruit has about 98 calories, Vitamins A,B, B1,B2, B6, C, tryptophan, no fat, and some fiber! They don't squeak, leak or squirt!! They come in a bio degradable peel you can shine your shoes with and treat skin problems. You can treat bites and reduce bruises with the inside of the peel. Bury the peels in your rose garden, they work like miracle grow! More hints to members.
RECOGNITION is available with the M.B. (Master of Bananistry) and the PHB (Doctorate of Bananistry) degrees with Medals for simply sending tasteful items or articles to do with bananas! Over 457 Medals have been GIVEN by the I.B.C. to members!
Most people select a title like C.H.D. (City Hand Director .. in charge of a bunch) or F.D. (Finger Director..in charge off themselves) Your call !
Any title you wish as long as it is in good taste.
Lifetime membership kit with your title of choice ! You will also get banana tips! Order an extra kit for a friend or family member as a unique gift ! GET THE CARD that you don't leave home without!
Membership Application to print: or just send the info on a note along with your check money order or cashiers check for $15.00 (in U.S.) or $19.00 (outside U.S.) which includes shipping. This is a ONE-TIME , LIFETIME fee! Send to:
Ken Bannister at the Banana Club Hqt. at 14012 Siesta Dr., Apple Valley, CA 92307 USA
which means ________________________________________________________
email if you wish _____________________________________________________
Telephone # if you wish ________________________________________________
Enclosed is my check for $___________________for ______________memberships''
comments or requests _________________________________________________
NOTE: Please allow 7 to 10 days to receive your membership kit. We would
just like to see your check clear (if you send a personal check)...U.S. cash is OK.
SEND MEMBERSHIP REQUESTS TO:
Ken Bannister, T.B.
Intl. Banana Club Headquarters
14012 Siesta Dr.
Apple Valley, CA U.S.A 92307
We, the Bananisters invite YOU to join the International Banana Club! ONLY $10 for a LIFETIME membership! Select the title
of your choice, and become one of the bunch!
You can select any title you wish, but most members are C.H.D. 's (City Hand Directors ... in charge of a bunch! ) or F.D.'s (Finger Directors..in charge of themselves! ). We have lots of creative titles like L.B. (Legal Banana), D.B.'s (Doctor Bananas), A.B.'s (Accountant Bananas), T.B.'s (Top Bananas) etc. So pick one you like and put that title on your membership application and then on your business cards, your email, envelopes, etc. People will ask! And, you will make people smile!